y/o jokes

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"

"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

you.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Oofer.

"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."