WY jokes

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?