What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What was Hitler known for? His exceptional caust efficiency
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
my great grandpa killed hitler
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
I have WWII in my blood since my great grandfather killed hitler.
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
