Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked
now it’s $3.99
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
If all women dissappeared one day it would be a pain in the ass
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
97 percent of women.
Why are gay men better then straight women?......... Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
