Wemon are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
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What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
wanna hear a joke. WOMEN HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!!
9/11 was probably just a women pilot
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
