I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Women Rights Jokes
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Women’s rights.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
