Woman's Body jokes

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.