Wht jokes

My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

What is an obese lady's blood type?

Nutella.