Wht jokes

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

What is an obese lady's blood type?

Nutella.

My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!