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Whos jokes

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

The Cheerio Joke

Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.

So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.

The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."

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    • What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

    Friend: Knock, knock.

    Me: Who's there?

    Friend: Short.

    Me: Short who?

    Friend: Short you!

    Me: 🙁

    Friend: 🤣

    Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

    In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

    When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

    Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

    No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.