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I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.

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    • Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

    So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."

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    • To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

    An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.

    Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

    I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

    She said, "Yes."

    "Knock knock."

    I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

    Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”

    Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”