Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What is it about sisters who argue?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."