Whos

Whos jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maserati.

Maserati who?

Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."

Who said that?

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

What's white, black, and red all over?

A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!

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  • A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

    "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Dishes."

    "Dishes who?"

    "Dishes a bad joke."