My whole life
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
Kate:can we have a threesome? Trevor:sure The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing and then he feels something going up his back end he goes to punch the person behind him but then he turns on the let and it was Kate behind him and hes been fucking the guy the whole time.
Incest is wincest (That was above) Fun for the whole family! Next of kin, count me in!
I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
What did Stephen hawking love that couldn't move? himself ps particularly his whole body I was gonna say his legs but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says ́ ́ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands ́ ́
Cowboy 2 says ́ ́ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb ́ ́
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult "I know the whole truth" they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom "I know the whole truth" and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said "I know the whole truth" and his dad gave him 40$ an said don't tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said "I know the whole truth" then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
