What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
White Person Jokes
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Wack.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
