White Person

White Person Jokes

Slang

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

Racism

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

War

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

Difference

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

Difference

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Eye

What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

A black eye.

Racist

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

Flag

Why do white people carry Confederate flags?

To remind us that they are losers.

Seat

Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.

Rosa Parks: Ok.

Word

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

    Black people don't shoot up schools.

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