Whiny jokes

Fool

    • Neona: Gwen?

    Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?

    Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

    Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!

    Neona: Are you mad at me?

    Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.

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    • Text

    • I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

    Thanks a lot, Gwen!

    Girlfriend

    • My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

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    • Toddler

    • What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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    • Community talk

    • Another vent (because of the toxic ass people in my school)

    So, there is this girl, let's call her G. So, G went to my PS and ever since I joined in grade three, she has been whiny and bossy whenever I was in her class. Whenever she is not in my class, she is usually nice. I feel like she hated the fact that I got along with her best friend well. Also, during camp two years ago, G told me to give her a 'break', beca… Read more

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