Whiny jokes
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Community talk
Another vent (because of the toxic ass people in my school)
So, there is this girl, let's call her G. So, G went to my PS and ever since I joined in grade three, she has been whiny and bossy whenever I was in her class. Whenever she is not in my class, she is usually nice. I feel like she hated the fact that I got along with her best friend well. Also, during camp two years ago, G told me to give her a 'break', beca… Read more
Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more
Xi Jinping looks a lot like whiny the poo ngl