What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Whiny Jokes
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.