Whiny jokes

Toddler

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

Difference

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Orphan

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Community

Another vent (because of the toxic ass people in my school)

So, there is this girl, let's call her G. So, G went to my PS and ever since I joined in grade three, she has been whiny and bossy whenever I was in her class. Whenever she is not in my class, she is usually nice. I feel like she hated the fact that I got along with her best friend well. Also, during camp two years ago, G told me to give her a 'break', beca… Read more

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more