Wheel chair jokes

How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?

The wheelchair floats to the top.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.