Wheel chair jokes
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸