How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
I bought my son a wheel chair for his brithday-Truns out he couldn’t get in it
What do you call a fat speaky in a wheel chair speaky chair
Put a kid in a wheel chair in a the twin towers, damn I love Hot wheels
i pushed a kid in a wheel chair into a fire. now we call him hot wheel
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
what dose a kid do when hes bored and hes siting he puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheel chair
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
