Wheel Chair Jokes

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league

I bought my son a wheel chair for his brithday-Truns out he couldn’t get in it

so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair

i pushed a kid in a wheel chair into a fire. now we call him hot wheel

What do you call a fat speaky in a wheel chair speaky chair

Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair

My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back

there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels

What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?

-they can’t stand up for themselves

what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.

what dose a kid do when hes bored and hes siting he puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheel chair

The wheels on the wheel chair go round and round

What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!