Wheel chair jokes
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.