Wheel chair

Wheel chair jokes

Wheelchair

  • What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

    Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

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  • Tag

  • Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

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  • Tomato

  • What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

    They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

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  • Orphan

  • What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

    What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

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  • Wheelchair

  • I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

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