I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do u call a Terrorist in a Wheel chair...
RC-XD
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
what is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire
answer: Hot wheels...
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
