Wheel chair jokes
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
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