Wheel chair jokes

How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?

The wheelchair floats to the top.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD

Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.

Me: Guess who came crawling right back?

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.