
Wheel chair jokes
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
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I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 馃ぃ
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?