Wheel chair jokes
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.