Wheel chair jokes
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Community talk
Guys, it's not looking too well...
I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.
I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.
It gets even worse...
Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to … Read more
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