Wheel chair jokes

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?

Answer: Hot wheels...

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.