Joke

Don’t worry sun

you spelled son wrong.

Dad?

why am i sill in the basement

You spelled son wrong

I HATE LIFE

why

man walks in to a restaurant is friends with the chef so he gets his stuff quicker than most orders albatross then goes outside to kill himself explanation:years earlier the chef and the customer were on a ship wreck they had no food except what they thought was albatross and the dead bodies but nobody would eat the dead bodies and when the chef told them he had found albatros he ate it and liked it but when he ordered it in the resturant he realized that he didn't like albatrosand liked man

That means he's gay

Don't listen to this guy, he's not the real Absolute unit

Neither of you two are the real Absolute unit i am

Only an Absolute unit would say boyo

Boyo

Boyo

Holy sh*t you beat me to my own joke

Yes'm

Who am I anymore?

An absolute unit

Like, if all you absolute units don't stop, im like, gonna blow up the entire planet with only 1% of my power.

On behalf of all absolute units, I formaly apologize for these idiot's actions.

What the actual fuck did I just walk into

Serves him right.

Im gonna fucking piss

p...ing is illegal sir

ill do it with .0000000000000000000002234477447564867463456548476574364567869878697865433353445667576575545765875764645588565465475877% of my power

Cool bro

ANoNYmOus you spelled my name wrong. Tryna copy my name like wtf? You b!tcha$$ N!gga

I am the real motherfuck!ng Absolute unit b!tch. Cum at me bro

NO! I'm the real Absolute unit. Everyone else is a phony!

Yall motherfu***** are wrong I am the real one.

y'all ARE TRIPPIN' im obviously the real one

I am