What do you call jokes
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (γβ§ββ¦)γ
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.