What do you call jokes
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.