What Do You Call an Autistic Kid with a Gun?

What Do You Call an Autistic Kid with a Gun? jokes

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every scene has a cast!

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.