What Do You Call an Autistic Kid with a Gun?

What Do You Call an Autistic Kid with a Gun? jokes

Phone

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Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Cast

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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every scene has a cast!

Penis

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My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.