Wetback jokes

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What do you call a peso?

A wetback greenback.

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.