It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Weird Jokes
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
