Weird jokes

Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.

Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!

Wait, what Billy?

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.