Weight Watchers jokes

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

You shouldn’t bully fat people.

They already have enough on their plate.

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.