We jokes

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

We gotta work ahead, people!

Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

When we take a family photo, you are the background.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”