We jokes

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

"Soph, can we talk?"

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?

A selfie.

We can only see 90 degrees.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!