Wardrobe jokes
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
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You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
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I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
I just shed my pants.