Wardrobe jokes

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

I just shed my pants.