Wall Street

Wall Street jokes

Dog

What was the movie about the dog called?

The woof of Wall Street.

Fat

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Memes

9/11

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

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  • Computer

    When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

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  • White men

    Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

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    [Verse: Dean Pelton] Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!

    [Outro] I don't know what that was, I don't I don't know what that was