Virgin

Virgin Jokes

Name

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

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  • Store

    I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

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  • White girl

    What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

    The redneck virgin.

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  • Redneck

    How do you find a redneck virgin?

    Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

    Jesus

    What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

    Jesus died a virgin.

    Jesus

    Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!

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  • Redneck

    What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

    A redneck virgin!

    Blonde

    How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

    Her crayons are still wet.

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  • Pedophile

    Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.