My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
i lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
How do you find a red neck virgin?
Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin
of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.