Villainy jokes
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
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I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.