Villainy jokes

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

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When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.