Victory

Victory Jokes

Nfl

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

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  • Friend

    I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

    A depressing but satisfying victory.

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

    Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"

    Floor

    I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

    Contest

    I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

    Hitler

    I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.

    War

    A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

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  • Football

    There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

    Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.