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84 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

An infographic-style image divided diagonally into a red top-left section and a green bottom-right section. The red section is labeled 'UNSUCCESSFUL PEOPLE' and shows a man hunched over, carrying a tall stack of seven white blocks, each labeled 'FAIL'. The green section is labeled 'SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE' and shows a man climbing a staircase made of seven white blocks, each labeled with a vice: 'FENT', 'VODKA', 'GAMBLING', 'FENT', 'FENT', 'BEER', 'FENT'. A 'VS' symbol in a circle is at the center where the two sections meet.

Cigarette

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person holds an ashtray full of cigarettes in one hand, a coffee mug in the other and a pink fishing rod is placed on the right. Text overlay reads: "Almost forgot this is the whole point."

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28 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Vice

36 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
3

School

246 views · Siri_the_Robot · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a VICE News article headline about school shootings. The headline states that a boy told Apple's Siri he was going to shoot up a school, and the AI provided him with a list of local schools. Below the text is an image showing an iPhone screen with icons for Calendar, Photos, Clock, App Store, and others.

Squirrel

31 views · Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 6 months ago

that thing found so crack!

Tweet

233 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

Alcohol

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A wizard is looking into the distance at a sunset. Above the wizard is text that reads: "alcohol abuse? I would never. I love alcohol."

Floor

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

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