Viagra jokes
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!