Counterfeit

Counterfeit jokes

Hooker

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

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  • Gender

    If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

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  • George Floyd

    If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

    People

    People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

    FAKE NEWS!

    All of Trump's ties are made in China.

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  • Wheelchair

    To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

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  • Song

    Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

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  • China

    China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

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  • Community

    Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more