Counterfeit jokes
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
Community talk
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