Counterfeit jokes

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?