Counterfeit

Counterfeit jokes

Hooker

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

Gender

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

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  • George Floyd

    If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe

    Community

    Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more