Counterfeit jokes
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
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