Version jokes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."