Velocity jokes

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Speed.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

Which one fell first?

The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

James Charles when he sees little boys.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.