Vegitable jokes
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.