Newest Van Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”

what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

This isnt a joke but ......... GET IN THE VAN JANICE

If there’s a 4 Mexicans in a van which of them is driving?- None of them immigration service is

What are Priests favourite shoe?

White vans.

My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!

“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ̈Hey they want to party with us! ̈Timmy yelled over the whooping. ̈Party van! ̈I yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ̈P O L I C E” on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. ̈Isn’t that right mommy? ̈

I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....

What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van

Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van

Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?

To get them into his van.

whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans

Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.

The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.