User Interface jokes
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Humanity.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Community talk
The dislike counter is back.
What a great day to be alive.
This is for everyone considering installing iOS 26! Don't do it! The update isn't good; it has bugs, and some of the icons aren't as nice anymore.
The only way in which 2026 can be good is if matt brings back the dislike count


