User experience jokes

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.