What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo"
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
