Outage jokes

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?

The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!

How did Stephen Hawking die?

There was a power outage.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?