Unpredictability jokes
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
Community talk
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Should I make more unpredictable jokes?