Unpredictability jokes

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Girls are like volcanoes.

You never know when they will erupt.