Unplanned jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
U were accidental.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.