Uno Reverse Card jokes

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.