Uno Reverse Card jokes

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.