Uglies jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Memes
joe mama roast
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"