Uglies jokes

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Big, ugly, and very weird.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!