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Me traveling back in time
to September 11th 2001 to
warn people in New York
that Pluto will lose its
status as a plane Tik Tok
@chizzy2dizzy

*Time traveler travels back to 2001*
"Is this before or after the 9/11 attacks"
George Bush: Before
Time Traveler:

Floppa @The_Real_Floppa
6h 3
You have been visited by the wise traveling otter.
He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without
trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say "Thank you
wise traveling otter."

Forbes @Forbes 15h
Forbes Why Pakistan should be on every solo
female traveler's bucket list
on.forbes.com/601911XJW
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Did human trafficking write this?

my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.

in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai

This is in a book I’m reading

of
Herodotus.
It is not possible for a camel to
travel through the eye of a needle.
The Romanse
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My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

wanna go to suicide school then time travel to Hitler's bunker and aski him to teach you

Fill it out if u want

#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT
O Been in Love
O Have Anxiety
O Broken Hearts
O Felt Insecure
O Been Ignored
O Been Embarrassed
O Stolen
O Lied
O Been Heartbroken
O Kissed
O Had a Boyfriend
O Had a Girlfriend
O Cheated
O Been Cheated On
O Had Sex
O Cried Myself to Sleep
O Stayed Up All Night
O Smiled
O Laughed
O Fake Smiled
O Been Verbally Abused
O Been Physically Abused
O Been Sexually Abused
O Hated Someone
O Hated Myself
O Gotten a Tattoo
O Gotten Piercings
O Traveled
O Been Stung
O Broken Bones
O Skipped School
O Want/Wanted to Die
O Been Depressed
O Binged
O Failed a Class
O Purged
O Starved
O Gotten All A's
O Gotten Suspended
O Gotten Expelled
O Been to Jail
O Been Cyber-bullied
O Been Bullied
O Been a Bully
O Have/Had Anorexia
O Have/Had Bulimia
O Cut Myself
O Burned Myself
O Drank
O Smoked
O Done Drugs
O Have/Had an Addiction
O One Month Clean
O Attempted Suicide
O Know Someone Who Has
O Lost Someone to Suicide
O Overdosed
O Hallucinated
O Been Hospitalized
O Seen a Therapist
O Told Your Parents
O Have Other Mental Disorders
O Have Other Medical Problems
O Take Meds
O Hide Scars wockalbin
O Have a Secret Account
O Relapsed
O Other Forms of Self-harm O Accepted Myself
@violetsunlight7

George Washington time
traveling to 2023 and
seeing furries for the first
time

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off

One day I was very happy, I managed to win lottery and receive free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia! Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived towards me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why is he doing this only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruin my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.

Guy 1: How far are we going?

Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

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Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk

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