New Trash Can Jokes

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.