Newest Training Jokes - Page 4

Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

So an orphan played for a football team. and the coach said your parents must be proud of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead

How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich

How does a train dance?It bogies!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃😂😂

What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale." "A gallon?" the barkeeper asks. "Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S

Your mum is so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train toget to her good side.

hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o

i like trains *train hits him*

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I never forgotten it... A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass...the worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back & another train ran over him and cut off his head... BAD IDEA & a lesson to us all... NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.