Traffic safety jokes
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Community talk
Almost just got hit by a fucking car while riding my bike home fucking drunkass college idiots believing theire invincible while having taking 50 shots in the past hour