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Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

    Speed humps.

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    Anonymous · 4 years ago

    • I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

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    Clem7 · 4 years ago

    • Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

    She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

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